First Strike

Tuesday, December 16th, 2008
1200 hours

It was a beautiful day outside. The sun was about to reach full mast when the Rebel Forces congregated to go to lunch. As they approached the Demilitarized Zone (where the hallways cross), General Nathan Finn (General Finn) and Weaponry Optimizing Operative Tactics Parker (w00t Parker) overheard a hullabaloo of nerf gun fire coming from HSMT territory. A recon team was sent in to investigate. The HSMT were running around, shooting each other like a bunch of wild animals (who grew opposable thumbs and gained enough intellence to opperate a trigger).

At 1300 hours, the Rebel Forces returned from Chick-fil-a and planned to blitz the HSMT while they were distracted. With nerf guns locked and loaded, General Finn led the charge across the demilitarized zone and into enemy territory. The HSMT were completely taken by surprise and I'm pretty sure one or two of them peed their pants. With wet jeans and half empty guns, the HSMT ran for cover.

The cacophony of releasing springs and cocking guns filled the room. HSMT heads poked up from behind cubicles just to have streamline darts wizz pass their faces. The Rebel Forces fearlessly charged in further with their bulging muscles and great smiles. The HSMT leader, Josh Griffin, was surrounded.

"I surrender" He cried.

With his gun lowered to his waste, General Griffin quickly aimed up and took out two of the Rebels. The rest jumped back and unloaded their clips into the pastor's chest. The battle was over and the Rebel Forces of I.T. were victorious! The HSMT were left to pick up their wounded and darts.

~Parker


Disclaimer: Event described in the above post may have been somewhat over exaggerated and/or completely made up.